Saturday, February 06, 2010

Ghinzu - The Dragster Wave


As some of my closer friends probably know, I am more of a soundtrack listener than current music itself. This is probably why I am so behind in music. I'll ask someone "So who sings this?" in Cubes and they'll be like "What!?!?!?! Its fucking Lost Prophets!!". And what not!

In my playlist I mainly have movie trailer music. Sounds a bit sad really but things like the music from the Avatar and X-Men 3 trailers are favourites of mine. But today I found a new one. And its from the trailer to "Taken". I have not seen this movie and have no intention of doing so after Kermode's wonderful review. But this music is far too good not to share. Enjoy x

Shatner... Fucking... Rocks!!

Now this is why I watch the wrestling...

Oh Kirk...!



Thursday, February 04, 2010

Not Always Right: North Of The Moral Border



Another hilarious story from the website Not Always Right. Enjoy x

Pool, Port Stanley, ON, Canada
 
(A mother approaches me, violently dragging her two teenage boys along.)

Mother: “I demand you call the police immediately and have them arrest those ‘flashers’ at once!”

(She motions to the two topless girls on the beach.)

Me: “Actually, here in Ontario, it’s legal for women to go topless. Are you not from around here?”

Mother: “I am from America where we have morals and standards. You people sicken me! They are far too young to be doing that!”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but there is technically no age limit on the law. It applies the same as it does to your sons.”

Mother: “Is there not a family section for decent people to enjoy the beach without these sick perverts exposing themselves to everyone?”

Me: “Again, I apologize, but it’s not about the beach. It’s legal for women of any age to go topless anywhere outdoors they please…same as men.”

Mother: “I will sue this whole country for punitive damages! My sons will be scarred for life!”

(Her sons are clearly scarred, as they are staring at the topless girls with huge grins on their faces. All of a sudden, three more topless girls walk past. She attempts to cover both her sons’ eyes with her hands.)

Mother: “Heathens! You will all burn in h***! Sinners and perverts, that’s all you Canadians are!”

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Flashmobs - The Story Behind The Madness


I was randomly browsing Youtube, as I often do, and came across this wonderful dancing video. This happened on the High Street in Lincoln, just a five minute walk from when I currently live. It's very weird to see a road that you walk on almost every single day on a Youtube video. :P


"Flashmob performed on Lincoln High Street on the 21st March 2009, led by Jack Jay. Made by Trademark Productions as part of the Royal Television Society awarded documentary, "Flashmobs - The Story Behind The Madness". Over 70 students randomly dancing in the street on a Saturday afternoon. The documentary has since won two awards at 2009's Midlands RTS awards for 'Best Factual film' and 'Best Overall Student Production'. The flashmob also featured in SKY ONE's "Got to Dance" warm-up show hosted by Davina McCall on 20th December 2009."

Awesomeness.

Enjoy!